In this world, two things are involved. Its either one is normal or one is crazy. This extends to emotions, objects and whatever sign of existence. On a normal day, a badge is meant to be on the left breast of a shirt or blazer but crazy badges don't give two hoots about normal or abnormal days. They stick themselves to the under of the fleshy fold at the lower back of a woman and advertise, not a school, club, organisation, but their colour in its most crimsom shade bringing embarassment to some of us.The annoying part of this is that they do this to us when we least expect them so we just go about with the day's business getting stares mostly from the opposite sex. You may even add a spring to your step and when you see them smile in response, you start grinning like a fool that you ignorantly are. After the whlole peacock's parade, a fellow lady or even a guy may be merciful enough to call you aside and inform you that you are stained!!!! Ahaaa... now you know what i am talking about. Imagine the embarassment. I don't know about you but the day i experienced it, i prayed for the ground to swallow me (ofcourse, i've changed my mind about that, life's good!)
I once heard of a case aboiut a girl (in secondary school) who got stained on their inter-house day. She actually matched round the whole field with it (unknowingly ofcourse). It was after the match past that she was informed she was stained. Luckily, there was a tap nearby so she rushed to it and washed it off. Many others have had such nasty experiences and some of the people i met in campus told me their experience when i asked them
"have you ever been embarassed by mentral stain?"
= Yeah, i was once stained and it was very embarassing. It happened at the tutorials i attended for JAMB exam. I felt my time was nearby but i thought it wouldn't be bad to wait till i got home. At the end of the day, i stood up and checked my skirt and saw nothing only for me to get to the street and be stopped by my friend who told me i was stained. I got home but it was like hell to make the short trip. I was soooo embarassed!
= Ofcourse, it happened in my street. I went to see a friend and on my way back, this guy suddenly started following me like bumper to bumper. He walked so close behind me that i spoke harshly to him to get off. Not minding my rudeness, he kept on walking behind me till he successfully pushed me into a corner. My temper was red-hot and i was about to give him a dose opf it when he told me i was stained. God........... i blushed blue-black that day. I thanked and apologised to him profusely then managed my way home. I will not ever forget that day.
= No, i've never experienced that but i've heard of a girl that it happened to. She was on whiteand worse still, her undies were showing. She was stained BADLY without her knowledge and went to make call at a call booth in a busy part of town. For as long as she stood there, no one alerted her till she was about walking off with her "hot steps" when an elderlt woman brought it to her notice. Need not tell you that she "flew" a bike home with a red face.
Gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Check that out. But come to think of it. Why would some girls purposely go on white when they know they have the "red visitor"? Ladies, to avoid such embarassment, we should be more careful and observant. Should you feel quesy or you already hAve the visitor, pls go on dark colours that will not show the red badge when it goes crazy enough to surface. Lucky you! For those who have not experienced the red badge and for those of us that have, do not worry. Life goes on. Just be more careful in future. For the guys (yes i know curiosity got the best of you!), please do not add more to our embarassment by snickering or chuckling sracastically at us when it happens. Till next edition ladies, have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!
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